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Wow it’s been almost two years since I’ve written here. I’ll keep this short and simple because I am still tipsy but after two years I’ll finally admit it, I miss being in a relationship.
Just kidding. It’s past 2am and it’s when people start simpin’
As much as I miss it, I still don’t need it.
I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
I do, Augustus.